A message to the Birther Movement

Dear Birthers,

Those of us in the American public who aren't complete idiots would like to show and tell you something:

Now please kindly 

SHUT THE FUCK UP

We appreciate that you may be upset with Obama and his policies, but really?  This is your issue?  This is the equivalent of calling someone "stupid" when you can't think of a better argument.  You wanna disagree, we're ready to hear your arguments.  But this was never a real issue.  This was a chance to get that xenophobic mass of jackasses that are part of the conservative base to react.  "That guy has a funny name.  Did you know his dad was from Kenya?"  

But it's ok.  We understand that you don't know any better.  If you did, you wouldn't set up a shitty straw man instead of coming up with a real argument.  Or maybe it all ties to your elaborate conspiracy theory that Kenya has been plotting and scheming for 40 years for this chance to take over the White House.  Seems likely, now that I think about it.  

Now that we have that out of the way, we do hope you take our advice.  We're tired of ignoring your stupidity, and honestly, it just isn't funny anymore.  We giggled at first, but the joke's been played out.  Move on.

Sincerely,

Punctuated Equilibrium